My sister & I were traveling around camping. We were somewhere out west & she had had it. She was planning on going home & I was going to continue on. We arrived at a house out in the mountains. A super smart kid with no parents lived there. His crusty fat old neighbor came by with his little daughter came by to collect the boy for dinner. They also had a HUGE barking snarling dog with giant teeth and oryx like horns. The old guy thought it was hilarious his monster pet pinned me against a fence. He also had serious eyes for my sister. Since there was company, we went into town for dinner at an Italian / Pizza place.

I was visiting Joy & hr husband Mike. Joy wanted to go to the park. I was trying to get ready to go but kept getting sidetracked & couldn't find one thing after another. She was getting mad. When I was finally ready to go she wanted to ride a bicycle and have me stand on little foot extension things sticking out from the back axle. I didn't want to do that. She finally got mad & left without me.
Later we went to one of her husband's favorite places. It was an amateur theater sorta thing in an old pale industrial blue gymnasium with a stage & folding chairs for the audience. The players were various groups of people doing sketches/vignettes. The common thread was causing pain. The audience locoed it. People were hooting and hollering and shooting guns towards the ceiling. Mike gave me a silver revolver & I fired it into the air while we were in he back.
We went into the audience & found seats towards the center on the left. I was a little leery of shooting there. The performers kept "accidentally" hurting each other, tempers flared & fights broke out onstage much to the delight of the crowd of misfits & rednecks.
A group of drunken college kids came in & sat down. They laughed and made fun of the audience. A group of rednecks came in and sat down behind them looking at each other. They had something in mind for the kids….

Busy night.
I could drive so drive I did. I was driving all over town. I was about to go home but decided I'd drive some more. At one point I got out in a fairly urban area. I might have been going to a public restroom. In a modern well lit hallway 2 guys blocked me and tried to mug me. the taller one had a small cheap gun. The 2 guys were arguing with themselves as much as challenging me. The big guy dropped the gun, I picked it up & shot him in the head with it. It was a tiny bullet and barely went into his head. The gun refused to fire again so I dropped it and ran back to the car & took off.
Later in the evening I went to a party at a nice country club in Kentucky. It was some sort of organization's party. Police? At one point someone informed the police chief that they were out of bullets. Bill Bixby was there. He was clowning around pretending to have chest pains. He wasn't clowning tho. Later he had a heart attack.
I was having trouble standing & walking. I was about to leave when guests noticed a couple of bald dwarves dead in what appeared to have been an embrace on a blanket in the grass. One looked like a Hare Krishna. Their clothes were disarranged. they were attracting flies.

Went to visit some friends. There were 2 brothers & one of them was married. Their house was built of concrete block and they were remodeling with a sledgehammer, bashing holes into interior & exterior walls seemingly randomly. The wife tried o explain the methodology & wound up saying it was her husband's plan.

Was dreaming that I was doing laundry. I was in my parent's old house.
Seriously. I don't know what's worse - these boring dreams or recounting them here.

I was discussing what cel phone to get with my wife in the dining room.
Seriously, with dreams like this, why even bother sleeping?

I was at a church built on a mountainside. The main chapel was just off the road & ancillary buildings and gardens were terraced below on the slope. I have dreamt of this place before The church was semi famous. I think it was in Europe. They offered tours and I went on one, I think, so I could use the phone.