I was explaining the Tree of Life to Bart Simpson while these little flying Pac Man things were flying round biting people's heads...

I was working with a group of people who were trying to domesticate the Creature From the Black Lagoon. He was doing pretty well, too. We had him passing balls & stacking boxes.

agh - had big leaves growing out of my legs

Went downtown at night & happened upon a neo-Nazi march. A lot of angry people in the streets. Afterwards there was a Vril society celebration at a renovated church. It was probably more like a Sub Genius revival meeting, very lively & gay, but... I kept trying to leave but could not. I did wind up purchasing one of their books.

Had a dream that went in & out of live action & animation. Some of the animation was from Peanuts with the song below for music. Other parts were animated with art by Geof Darrow which was pretty cool. I was trying to get home & Quimette went crazy & I was thrown into her animated crazy mind which was animated like kids computer games. Eventually I found myself walking barefoot at Central Parkway & Ludlow around sunset...

Bart S had had both his legs amputated above the knee and we went to a gun store that ws in the little corner store up the street. It was really hopping and people were in the parking lot target shooting - towards the street!

Sorry for the absence my loyal readers but here's a 2fer
The basement window of my garage was broken out. From the kitchen, I noticed a dog climbing out. By the time I got outside, there was a little girl playing in the flower garden outside the window.

My mom was pregnant and she gave birth to a cat. They brought the kitten home & my new little brother took to me immediately.

I was at Bunny L's house with Mark El, Phil El & Elles. We were trying to leave but they kept getting sidelined. I thought we were finally leaving when Mark El, Phil El & Elles all met in the dining room. As I entered the room they all started to sit down at the dining room table. I screamed, "Don't you fucking sit down!!" Finally they got it together to leave. By that time I had taken my clothes off. NOW they were in a hurry and told me to get dressed. In my rush, I wound up putting all my clothes on inside out. Not wanting to give them another chance to delay, I headed out with my clothes on inside out. A freezing rain had started & we had to climb down a sort of ladder on the side of the house. Later, when it was warm, sunny & clear, Mark El & I came across 2 guys lying in the street bleeding profusely from their mouths. We figured it was a hit & run & rode on as the emergency crews were arriving. Somehow we landed at my house in the basement where we were joined by David Duchovny, or, more to the point, Fox Mulder. Elles & Phil El were reunited as well. Invisible aliens were coming in down or through the walls. Duchovny would spray them with some kind of white glop and we would shoot them. We thought we had them all when weird alien bugs that looked like large blue dragonflies started coming in. They could fly and crawl. I reached into a pile of clutter (that part of my dream was accurate - my basement is a mess) and one of the alien bugs attached itself to my arm. No blue dragonfly, now, but a tan lizard. With a bit of difficulty, I pried his 4 legs off of me but his sucker mouth was firmly attached. I lost some flesh getting him off.

OK, I dream in cartoon sometimes, but I never watched GI Joe cartoons. I had a GI Joe as a kid. He kicked my sisters' Kens & had affairs with their Barbies, but... So, I was just a kind of ghostly observer in this - no participation. The Joes had the cover of a mound or rock or something & the enemy was beyond in some foothills. The above pictured Joe was standing towards the rear & I was behind everybody. Word had come through that the enemy had surrendered but the battle was still raging. The Joes decided to just kill as many people as possible. Joe didn't move. Just his right arm, outstretched, firing his side arm. At this point the above pictured Jane approached Joe, circled him & then knelt in front of him, opening his pants & preforming oral sex on him. He remained motionless except for his right arm & just blasting away. It dawned on me it might be GI Joe but I knew nothing of the female character. There she was, tho, red hair & all. Well, in my dream she wore a white tank top, but...

My front yard is flat at the sidewalk & then has a 6-7 foot steep rise. The driveway cuts into the embankment. I was leaving the house, walking down the drive & noticed a van had crashed into the embankment. No diver to be seen. The next morning I did the same thing & smacked myself in the head for forgetting to do anything about the crashed van. A neighbor warned me I would get a ticket if I didn't move the van. I told him it wasn't mine. He told me the longer I let it sit there the more unlikely that claim would be.

A guy had come to town to help the people with their lives, businesses & government. He worked with some people, advised them on strategies & investments and gradually the things he suggested started to work out for people. When planning for a party, someone said that he wasn't so great, he was just from the future and knew what was going to happen. At the party we resolved to confront him about this claim. Then people started talking about wanting to know their future, like where & how they were going to die.

I went back to an old place of employment because they needed something done. I didn't know anybody there or what they did & they seemed to just 'conference'. I went to my old worktable & looked around. Somebody dropped off some materials to work on. They had chosen the wrong way to go about things. Another company, up the street had the right equipment. I went to explain it to the saleswoman, Karen but she was in the bathroom. I waited for her to emerge and when she did I saw she had shaved her head. Anyway, she told me to go ahead. I took the artwork back to my work area & proceeded to dig out the old equipment. It all came out of walls & the ceiling like some kind of inverted Transformer. Some of the newer employee were looking curious as they had never seen the equipment. Off to the side, a wall had opened up revealing a grassy field in the night. A guy walking across the field got shot down by a sniper. Then, another and then, another. Then this guy went walking out to a thick tree where stood, shielded by the tree where he started playing blues with an acoustic guitar. The sniper fired some kind of smoke bomb at the tree that emitted bright green and red smoke. Th singer ran back inside.

My sisters & I went out to some place in the country to buy some furniture. We drove thru a couple automated, remote control gates, got out of the car & went thru 3 more. I couldn't walk fast enough to get to the next gates each time & had to call support to open the gates. When we finally made it to the house it was a big bland McMansion. Everything was white with light blonde woodwork. We met some yuppies but saw no furniture. It was getting on towards 2L30 PM and I had had nothing to eat all day. I was getting hungry. Host said there would be food & ushered us down some stairs. We went thru a dark gray modern bar area, essentially a hallway with a bar on one side & stools & a shel along the wall. I could find no food. After the bar was a large dark meeting / performance room. It was filling up. Motivational speakers came out on stage & worked the crowd up. They started telling the audience to do stuff & they all fell in line doing it - waving, barking & such. Finally they started telling the audience to attack one another. Chaos ensued as people started trying to kill anyone in sight. I backed out into the bar & asked the bartender if he could make an public announcement asking my sisters to meet me at the bar. He scoffed me and I told him I hadn't eaten all day & my blood sugar was out of whack & I needed to leave & get something to eat. A woman behind me said, "That sounded a lot like a threat to me." The bartender agreed and they both glared at me. I turned & left the bar. I went down some dark hallways and encountered other people trying to get out. We found a bank of outside doors and went out but there was nothing but 10' high chain link fences topped with barbed wire. I went back inside & looked for any other exits. I found another bank of doors that opened out to a city street. I asked what town it was & was told Norwood, OH. Definitely not in the country. Anyway, I knew my way home from there & I really wanted to get away from that place. I caught the first bus & asked which way we were going & if this route intersected with my route. He let go of the steering wheel, took his foot off the gas, turned & started talking to me. We were going away from where I wanted to go & I would have to transfer twice to get home. It was getting late. At one bus stop there was a discarded magazine lying on a retaining wall. It had pictures & stories about slashing, mutilating and killing children.

The steering went out on the Batmobile & I crashed into a big pile of straw on the SE corner of McMicken & Ravine.
As I was digging the Batmobile out a tall young, leggy white trash girl came up, sat on the sidewalk & started telling me about how her school schedule was so full, she couldn't take any electives.

I had set up a drum kit in the park (in the snow) and was proving to myself that I couldn't play drums. I looked over and, at the top of a hill & a flight of stairs I saw a girl watching me. She slogged down the snowy stairs & walked over to me. She looked like Mayim Bialik. She addressed me & I was kind of gruff, trying to blow her off. She appeared a little hurt but persevered. I realized I was being an asshole & engaged her. Apparently, she could actually play drums. Somehow I wound up in the doctor's office she worked in. She escorted me to an examination room where we expressed how we were both drawn to one another. We kissed briefly. Then Neil Patrick Harris, the office security guy, barged in. He took an immediate dislike to me & appeared to not be Mayim's favorite person, either. H hassled me & threatened me but eventually backed off. Mayim & I went on a date. We took one of those scenic train rides. The seats were wide & comfy. I woke up.

Was in Frogtown, taking mom out to do errands. We stopped at the bank and, outside, a guy approached us and asked if we wanted to hear the word of God. We declined and he gave us business cards & walked down the sidewalk towards the grocery - our next stop. When the guy reached the gas station at the corner, a crowd quickly formed around him. We started to hear a voice coming from the crowd. I stepped forward to see & hear what was going on. My mom wasn't interested & waited at the bank. As I neared the crowd, I saw the guy holding a small transistor radio & from it came the "voice of God". It was scratchy & compressed with a lot more bass than I'd expect from a tiny speaker. It seemed to be 2 voices slightly out of sync. I couldn't understand anything. About that time, I saw Malka across the street arrive home from the grocery. I followed her in & up the stairs to her apartment where about a half dozen small to medium sized dogs were waiting. She had died her hair blonde but hadn't gotten the roots. I tried to tell her the guy across the street at the gas station was playing the voice(s) of God on a cheap portable radio. She was not interested & seemed kind of annoyed.

In different dreams I got to hang out with my old dog & make out with Fran Drescher. Not a bad night.

Got home with Bunny & found a young woman in my bed. The covers were piled up high, like about 2 feet & just her head was popping out a bit. I uncovered her head & put my hand on the side of her face & she snapped at me to "get your fuckin' hands off me!". I pulled back the covers a bit more & saw she was a police officer. I pulled back the covers more and found she was missing the lower part of her body. The severance was really rough & bloody like there had been an explosion or one helluva shotgun blast. Later and I don;t think it had anything to do with that, I was at a real redneck, white trash bar. people were murmuring about me & casting hateful glances at me. I went to the bar to order a beer & the waitress said she wouldn't serve me and she & a couple other people indicated I had gouged out the eyes of a friend of theirs. I told them I had not which just made me a liar, so I left. rough night.....

There was a network of poorly modeled CGI animals looking for a deer. I was helping one in a large cemetery along a river. Winds started to pick up & a tree was bending wildly in he tumult. Finally it uprooted & fell towards me. It landed about 5 feet from me. I hopped on my bicycle & started riding through the cemetery having given up looking for the deer. Another tree fell about 10 feet from me. I came along a partially flooded roadway & rode through water about 2-3 inches deep & came upon a number of people. I almost ran into a guy who appeared to be a rock collector. I was riding like I was drunk.

Went to visit mom at the nursing home. Met sister E, who had lost a LOT of weight, at the reception area - she was already inside & buzzed me through the door. Inside we met the executive in charge - a pompous jerk around 50. As we walked down the hallway we discussed cell phones & he complained his gold plated jewel encrusted phone got lousy service.
The interior of the building was seep red with white trim